All posts tagged with Government
11/28/2016 / By newsparody
Margaret Thatcher

A confidential cabinet memo released by Deloitte today sensationally claims that the first reanimation of a cryogenically-frozen human has already

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-28-cryogenically-frozen-margaret-thatcher-returns-as-maggie-may

11/16/2016 / By newsparody

The CIA and FBI have confirmed they are working on it. ‘Ideally we would like a mad person or terrorist

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-16-trump-not-assasinated-yet

11/15/2016 / By newsparody

DENVER—Growing increasingly unsettled at the president-elect’s choice of advisors and the prospect of life under a Donald Trump administration, local

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-15-man-at-point-where-thought-of-reince-priebus-controlling-white-house-pretty-comforting

10/31/2016 / By newsparody

BROOKLYN, NY—In response to the FBI’s announcement that its investigation of him had produced new evidence that could pertain to

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-31-anthony-weiner-sends-apology-sext-to-entire-clinton-campaign

10/26/2016 / By newsparody

PARADISE, NV—Materializing through a dimensional portal in front of a stunned audience at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, intergalactic

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-26-intergalactic-law-enforcement-officers-place-energy-shackles-on-hillary-clinton

10/25/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—His lower lip quivering while showing his running mate the uneven patches on his head where he attempted to

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-25-teary-eyed-tim-kaine-asks-clinton-if-his-hair-will-grow-back-in-time-for-election-day

10/10/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—Telling several members of the investment bank’s board of directors how they had to check her out whenever they

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-10-wall-street-executive-telling-friend-how-amazing-it-is-to-see-clinton-live

10/06/2016 / By newsparody

PARKER, CO—In what doctors are calling a true medical miracle, local construction worker Kal Mathyssen awoke from a week-long coma

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-06-man-wakes-from-coma-with-ability-to-understand-health-insurance-policy

09/28/2016 / By Vicki Batts

Just when the water crisis in Flint seemed like it couldn’t get any worse, the state of Michigan has recently

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-09-28-flint-michigan-removes-citizens-power-to-sue-over-tained-water

09/27/2016 / By newsparody

NEW LONDON, CT—Giving both nominees an equal opportunity to make their case, open-minded voter Jeremy Holcomb, 36, reportedly waited almost

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-09-27-open-minded-voter-waits-almost-5-minutes-into-debate-to-decide-who-won

09/22/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—Standing slightly crouched with her fists raised up in front of her in the middle of her campaign office’s

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-09-22-blindfolded-clinton-invites-debate-coaches-to-attack-her-with-talking-points-from-all-sides

09/21/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Trading legends they had heard about the old chair as they gathered together a safe distance from the abandoned, dilapidated

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-09-21-teens-throwing-rocks-at-overgrown-long-vacant-supreme-court-seat

09/19/2016 / By newsparody

BROOKLYN, NY—Saying the new interface will help voters learn more about the candidate and her platform, campaign sources confirmed Wednesday

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-09-19-newly-redesigned-hillaryclinton-com-allows-users-to-fully-customize-issues-page-to-suit-own-preferences

09/15/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—Evading staff members and giggling uncontrollably while darting between cubicles, a wound-up Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine was

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-09-15-wound-up-tim-kaine-running-around-clinton-campaign-headquarters-in-pajamas

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