All posts tagged with Health
11/08/2016 / By JD Heyes

Americans were promised that the passage of the Affordable Care Act would usher in universal health coverage and lower healthcare

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-08-is-big-pharma-and-the-fda-both-to-blame-for-the-soaring-costs-of-drugs

10/11/2016 / By newsparody

MILWAUKEE—Unable to hold back a smile as he reflected on the joyful, more innocent period of his life, local voter

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-11-voter-nostalgically-looks-back-at-time-he-was-uninformed-about-candidates

10/06/2016 / By newsparody

PARKER, CO—In what doctors are calling a true medical miracle, local construction worker Kal Mathyssen awoke from a week-long coma

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-06-man-wakes-from-coma-with-ability-to-understand-health-insurance-policy

10/03/2016 / By D. Samuelson
Hemp

What do Mark Justh, a retired JP Morgan banker, and Daniel Dolgin, a former Washington D.C. national security and counterterrorism

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-03-farmers-in-new-york-plant-first-hemp-crop-in-80-years

09/14/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Expressing regret over its reckless decision to infect the Democratic presidential nominee, the virus causing Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia was reportedly

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-09-14-pneumonia-virus-terrified-after-remembering-what-clintons-capable-of

08/25/2016 / By newsparody

The dangerous mosquito-borne Zika virus is on the rise in several countries. The Onion offers tips for protecting yourself from

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-08-25-how-you-can-protect-yourself-against-the-zika-virus

08/18/2016 / By newsparody

GREENSBORO, NC—Calling it the “ultimate test” of customers’ strength and willpower, local restaurant Boomer’s Bar and Grill unveiled a new

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-08-18-restaurants-eating-challenge-rewards-any-patron-who-can-consume-reasonably-portioned-meal

08/10/2016 / By newsparody

ARLINGTON, VA—Saying they were committed to ensuring the influential reference text accurately represented all known psychological conditions, leading members of

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-08-10-dsm-5-updated-to-accommodate-man-who-is-legitimately-being-ordered-to-kill-by-the-moon

07/06/2016 / By usafeaturesmedia

(MindBodyScience.news) If you take selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs) to treat depression symptoms, you could be significantly upping your risk of

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-07-06-some-antidepressants-can-increase-a-rare-stroke-risk-study

07/06/2016 / By newsparody

Over 75% of an average American’s exercise now comes from drunkenly dancing, stealing street signs, and carrying home passed-out friends.

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-07-06-50938

10/01/2015 / By Chris Draper

Officials are calling it the worst massacre since Jonestown. Big Bird, Kermit the Frog and little Miss Piggy, along with

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-10-01-muppets-found-dead-after-sesame-street-serves-gmos-at-cast-cafeteria

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

Big Tobacco has joined forces with the breast cancer industry in the launch of its newest product aimed at raising

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-big-tobacco-joins-breast-cancer-industry-to-launch-new-pink-ribbon-cigarettes

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

Weekend satire special: New research accidentally conducted by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has discovered that vaccines activate the

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-vaccines-found-to-activate-moron-genes-that-cause-further-belief-in-vaccines

09/15/2015 / By newsparody

Does all the physics terminology from Fukushima news reports have your head spinning? Have no fear, NaturalNews readers: I’ve assembled

http://www.newsparody.com/2015-09-15-the-fukushima-dictionary-of-physics-terminology

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