All posts tagged with Politics
11/09/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Following Donald Trump’s stunning victory in the general election early Wednesday morning, political experts confirmed that conditions in the United

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-09-report-things-finally-as-bad-as-trump-claims

11/03/2016 / By newsparody

WASHINGTON—Saying they felt anxious and overwhelmed just days before heading to the polls to decide a historically fraught presidential race,

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-11-03-nation-puts-2016-election-into-perspective-by-reminding-itself-some-species-of-sea-turtles-get-eaten-by-birds-just-seconds-after-they-hatch

10/31/2016 / By newsparody

BROOKLYN, NY—In response to the FBI’s announcement that its investigation of him had produced new evidence that could pertain to

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-31-anthony-weiner-sends-apology-sext-to-entire-clinton-campaign

10/25/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—His lower lip quivering while showing his running mate the uneven patches on his head where he attempted to

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-25-teary-eyed-tim-kaine-asks-clinton-if-his-hair-will-grow-back-in-time-for-election-day

10/24/2016 / By newsparody

With over $1 billion spent in the 2016 presidential race alone, campaign donations continue to cause much controversy and even

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-24-where-your-political-donation-goes

10/18/2016 / By newsparody

A few days days have passed since the record-breaking debate between Republican presidential nominee Donald J. Trump and Democrat nominee Hillary

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-18-conspiracy-theorists-think-theyve-discovered-how-hillary-cheated-at-the-debate-but-we-now-know-the-truth-and-its-even-worse

10/13/2016 / By newsparody

The American people are faced with a momentous choice in this election, one that this newspaper, with its 260-year record

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-13-the-onion-is-withholding-our-endorsement-for-president-until-both-candidates-respond-to-our-questionnaire

10/11/2016 / By newsparody

MILWAUKEE—Unable to hold back a smile as he reflected on the joyful, more innocent period of his life, local voter

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-10-11-voter-nostalgically-looks-back-at-time-he-was-uninformed-about-candidates

09/29/2016 / By newsparody

CHAPPAQUA, NY—Stating that the former commander-in-chief had his sights squarely set on next Sunday, spokespeople for the Hillary for America

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-09-29-bill-clinton-resting-up-to-sit-upright-at-next-debate

09/26/2016 / By newsparody

Self-Portrait ID Laws Requiring voters to provide self-portrait identification, which disproportionately penalizes those who lack access to pastels, canvas, or

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-09-26-most-common-methods-of-voter-suppression

09/22/2016 / By newsparody

NEW YORK—Standing slightly crouched with her fists raised up in front of her in the middle of her campaign office’s

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-09-22-blindfolded-clinton-invites-debate-coaches-to-attack-her-with-talking-points-from-all-sides

09/19/2016 / By newsparody

BROOKLYN, NY—Saying the new interface will help voters learn more about the candidate and her platform, campaign sources confirmed Wednesday

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-09-19-newly-redesigned-hillaryclinton-com-allows-users-to-fully-customize-issues-page-to-suit-own-preferences

08/31/2016 / By newsparody

PENSACOLA, FL—Addressing recent allegations that she is physically unfit to serve in the Oval Office, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton,

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-08-31-clinton-debunks-rumors-about-health-by-telling-audience-exact-day-she-will-die

08/02/2016 / By newsparody

PHILADELPHIA—Delivering a historic and uplifting speech to the Democratic National Convention Thursday night, presidential nominee Hillary Clinton told the American

http://www.newsparody.com/2016-08-02-hillary-clinton-when-i-was-a-child-most-special-interest-groups-wouldnt-even-consider-donating-large-sums-of-money-to-a-woman

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