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10/25/2016 / By newsparody

Teary-Eyed Tim Kaine Asks Clinton If His Hair Will Grow Back In Time For Election Day

NEW YORK—His lower lip quivering while showing his running mate the uneven patches on his head where he attempted to give himself a trim, a teary-eyed Tim Kaine reportedly asked Hillary Clinton this morning if his hair would grow back in time for Election Day. “I just wanted to look nice for TV, but I […]

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